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Rib-cage not big enough to hold my heart
Age 64 From Deep River, Connecticut - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
To start, I am a short, fat, ugly guy who weighs about 400lbs. An insensitive, ruthless & cruel hearted bastard who has little feeling for others. I do best at being a couch potato. Sitting around, being a 'fungi' & eating is my favorite. The closest I get for exercise or 'sports'
is chasing bugs out my place & when I throw
the bone at my dog to chase him off the table ! ...
... Now I have your attention, NO ... none of this is true.
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Mental Health Worker (Part time)
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Sports, Music, Tv, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
The first would be short & sweet w/ a meeting at Starbuck's for a cup of coffee.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I think it would be neat to try a ride in a hot air balloon ... skydiving might take too many balls !
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be

Views

My Religion Is  
Catholic
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
... to maintain sanity !
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Dance, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Health, History, Humor, Philosophy, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is  
A day at the beach, playing volleyball, night at the casino, day at baseball or basketball game, nite out dancing, day at amusement park, afternoon kayaking ... flexible interests ...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I am ISO an educated lady friend w/ experience who has respect for herself by being health conscience & mentally well rounded. I am looking for someone who would appreciate the monumental effort I would put forth in maintaining a harmonious balance by reciprocating in the same manner. Understanding that communication is key.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Committed
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