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mrscalabash Profile Information

Love to dance
Age 82 From Independence, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
My friends and family think I am attractive but I'm just average to be truthful. Besides, they all wear thick glasses. I fully believe that is why Coke now comes primarily in cans...

I like people but enjoy quiet times with those special to me. I have numerous friends as I am loyal and trustworthy. I like doing spur of the moment things, cooking, fishing, sneaking smooches when nobody is looking, and holding hands. I thoroughly enjoy gorgeous sunsets and raging thunderstorms. Fortunately, I have a wall of glass to enjoy both from. I adjust well to most situations whether with royalty or rednecks. I don't want a clone of me but would like a friend with whom I would have lots in common. I'm very willing to explore your life. I have most of my original parts and although nobody has checked lately, I assume they are all working reasonably well. Some are fluffy and some aren't. It is up to you to decide which are which. Gravity is lurking in the shadows so you better get to steppin' as I am the best I'll ever be.

Take a chance, Columbus did and looked what happened! If nothing else, you might just gain a new friend.

I am assertive but will meet you half way. I'm looking for more than friendship and sometimes wonderful things happen. One can hope! It would be icing on the cake if it did. I clean up pretty good and you must, too. I don't mind a social drinker but not looking for someone who likes alcohol more than me. Also, I'm not looking for a man to live with but one I can't live without.

I'd just like to add...
You must like kids and dogs and dancing. If you don't know how to dance, we'll take lessons. I enjoy movies, travels and all kinds of music to some extent. The sport I am passionate about is snowmobiling. If only I lived in snow country! I cook pretty darned good and like Mexican, Italian, and good old farmer's food.I am retired from the federal government and I would like to share this time in my life with someone.

I serve as a director on the board of a federal credit union. I especially like the December meeting because that is when I get to hand out the salary increases for the next year!!
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Travel, Tv, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner in a quiet restaurant where I can concentrate on what my date is saying.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Roller Bladeing & Drag Racing
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Catholic
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
My goal is to be a good person and share my life with someone who loves me as much as I love him.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Latin, Pop
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sharing a day in the kitchen with my sweetie, family functions, a day at the races, watching a great movie, and enjoying a cold glass of tea while my sweetie enjoys his drink of choice...on the deck or by the fireplace.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I look for a man with a good spirit, generous with his love and kindness, honorable and honest, of good character, and who treats me as he would his mother.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Marriage, Committed
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